Keyboard Man | The old Golden State team meets the older Sunset Red Clippers, Harden starts the playoff mode in advance

Basketball     12:35am, 30 October 2025

Today, the Clippers 79-98 the Warriors. The Clippers only scored 79 points in the game. Butler scored 21+5+5 and Harden scored 20 points& and 0 points in the second half.

Let’s take a look at the fancy complaints from foreign fans about this alternative game:

[–]Warriorsemz0694 211 points 6 hours ago

No one beats us eight times in a row!

Warriors fans: It’s impossible to capsize eight times in a row (the Clippers had previously won 7 consecutive games against the Warriors).

[–]Warriorsscaredspoon 185 points 6 hours ago

hard not to be confident with jimmy butler on your team

Warriors fans: With JB, it’s hard not to be hard.

[–]Le_Diddy_Party 120 points 4 hours ago

Harden in playoff mode already

Fans: Harden has already started playoff mode.

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 1385 points 4 hours ago*

79 points in the year 2025 is nuts lol

Bulls fans: How can a team still score 79 points in 2025?

[–]99Sold 376 points 4 hours ago

6/33 (18%) from 3 will do that

Fans: If you make 6 of 33 three-pointers, it will be hard to miss 79.

[–]Warriorsnomitycs 461 points 4 hours ago

27 misses isn’t that uncommon

Warriors fans: Missing 27 shots is too rare.

[–][GSW] Stephen Curryrauf107 275 points 4 hours ago

Yea that would never happen in a playoff game

Warriors fans: Yes! The playoffs are even less likely to happen.

[–]WarriorsKdog122025 184 points 4 hours ago

Definitely not in a row.

Warriors fans: 27 consecutive hits is even more unique.

[–]Maverickslalakingmalibog 158 points 4 hours ago

Not with a team Harden 's on for sure

Mavericks fans: This is even more impossible with Harden leading the team.

[–]NBAirosReddit 121 points 4 hours ago

And CP3

fans: Paul (leading the team) can’t either.

[–]Warriorsbilyl 126 points 4 hours ago

They literally gave up in the third quarter

Warriors fans: They really gave up in the third quarter.

[–]Mavericksbeanyboi23 130 points 5 hours ago

It 's wild that after so many years, and so many iterations of the team, 3rd Quarter Warriors remains as true as ever lol

Mavericks fans: There are talented people in the country, you are brave or you are crazy.

[–]Warriorsxd-Sushi_Master 69 points 5 hours ago

all of them have the common denominator of St. Curry reading Twitter hate comments at halftime.

[–]San Francisco WarriorsCasualrodfarva2 109 points 6 hours ago

4 free throw attempts in a full game holy fuck the warriors are the most ethical team on the planet

Warriors fans: 4 free throws in the game, the Warriors are so clean, the moral model team of the universe.

[–][GSW] Stephen Currylotsarice 105 points 6 hours ago

1Q: we are so fucking back

2Q: it’s joever

2nd half: we are so fucking back

Warriors fans:

First quarter: It feels like everything is back!

Verse 2: It’s over.

Section 3: I’ve done it again!

[–]Westjwon3354 69 points 4 hours ago

Old fuddy duddy Clippers just can’t hang with the whipper snapper Warriors

Fans: How can the sunset red Clippers keep up with the rising sun warriors?

[–]WarriorsK1setsu 559 points 6 hours ago

Ladies and Gentlemen, may i present to you, the Golden Years Warriors.

Warriors fans: Ladies and folks, please allow me to introduce the Golden State Seniors.

[–]WarriorsKdog122025 95 points 5 hours ago

Olden State Warriors

Warriors fans: Golden State Olden State Warriors.

[–]WarriorsHanzoShimada96 71 points 5 hours ago

it 's the only time where we 're the "younger team "、

Warriors fans: This is really the first time we have encountered a team that is older than us.

[–]San Francisco WarriorsImTheBestNerd 346 points 6 hours ago

Clippers can 't keep up with these youngins

Warriors fans: How can the Clippers keep up with these youngins.

[[–]Minneapolis Lakersrawchess 147 points 5 hours ago

Forcing the two oldest teams in the league to play an 8 pm game is NBA elder abuse.

[–]WarriorsKdog122025 93 points 4 hours ago*

Kawaii had to get to bed for an early day at his second job tomorrow. The stupid 8PM tipoff threw off his schedule.

Warriors fans: Leonard has to go to bed early to work part-time tomorrow morning. Doesn’t starting the game at 8 o’clock affect his rest?

[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 453 points 5 hours ago

When 's the last time you saw a 19pt blowout where the winning team didn 't break 100 points?

Clippers fans: When was the last time you saw a 19pt blowout where the winning team didn't break 100 points?

[–]Supersonicscat_piss_lint_trap 168 points 5 hours ago

Well, it stands to reason that you 'd lose when you only score 13 points in a quarter.

...Wait, it was the team that WON by 19 points that scored 13 points in a quarter? Oof.

Supersonics fans:

Well...you lost by 13 points in a single quarter, haven't you made a point yet?

Eh? ? This can still beat the opponent by 19 points, God is so hungry!

[–]WarriorsPrior-Rooster3232 207 points 5 hours ago

also jimmy has been hitting his threes lately

Warriors fans: Jimmy Butler has also started shooting three-pointers recently.

[–]zombizle1 125 points 5 hours ago

sounds like my dating life

Fans: I also started dating.

[–]Warriorsgostunv 71 points 5 hours ago

ey at least you hittin

Warriors fans: Well, at least you are still dating.

[–]Warriorsquadshock 436 points 4 hours ago

All the young players look improved this year, amazing

Warriors fans: All the young players look improved this year, amazing!

[–]Warriorsabsolute_cinema81 245 points 4 hours ago

Kuminga’s passing and effort/hustle plays are noticeably improved

Warriors fans: Name and commend Kuminga for passing the ball, working hard, and being able to fight tough battles.

[–]WarriorsCharlie_Wax 80 points 4 hours ago

There were some vocal Warriors "fans " who insisted "CTEve Kerr " is a fraud who can 't develop talent. They would reply to this post if they weren 't busy ordering Kuminga jerseys off Temu right now.

Warriors fans: Those so-called "real" fans have always said that Steve Kerr will not cultivate new players. If they were not busy buying Jonathan Kuminga jerseys, they would probably come here to reply.

[–]WarriorschaiTkovsky 191 points 5 hours ago

This is the absolute best way the Kuminga situation could’ve gone. From the low point in July to now is an insane turnaround

Warriors fans: Compared with the end of July, Kuminga’s performance is completely different.

[–]San Francisco Warriorscolormechameleon 447 points 6 hours ago

That’s a small step for Quinten Post (+34), and a large leap for Jonathan Kuminga and the Warriors.

[–]WarriorsKlunko52 207 points 5 hours ago

Finally got someone that can defend Zubac lol

Warriors fans: Finally someone can defend Zubac.

[–]nicehax_ 192 points 5 hours ago

i watched zubac post up against post, not get anywhere and throw up the worst airball i 've ever seen

do the Warriors have a real center now

Fans: Zubac played in the low post without moving for a long time, and then threw up the worst airball outside the basket. The Warriors finally have a true center.

[–][GSW] Chris Mullinkirukiru 234 points 6 hours ago

Pretty dominant defensive performance

Warriors fans: The defense is really impregnable.

[–]99Sold 163 points 6 hours ago

Clippers assist leader tonight had 2 assists, and it was their rookie center who played 4 minutes of garbage time.

Mini-game recommendations:Winterella